new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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