there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You're a waste of cheezeits
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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