is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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