And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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