Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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