i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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