When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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