Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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