So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Randomize
