Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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