Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
