i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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