careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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