I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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