I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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