Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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