Who wears a wallet chain?!
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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