Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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