It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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