Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
