Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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