Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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