Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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