Already got asked if we're dating
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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