everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
