Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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