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  She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.

  (416): View more from Ontario

  Got yourself a keeper right there.

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• 1:51 - Yeah, I'm confused as to why 905 is labelled as Toronto but 416 is apparently Ontario. Should be the other way around.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:04pm

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• 1:16 - you are so right. thanks for pointing that out.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:34pm

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• Backdoora the Explora

  Submitted by Danny66 on Jun 25, 10 at 7:12pm

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• Yeah... you got a little one if you're putting it in her backpussy and not waking her up...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:43pm

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• I've said this to a guy before... And no, you can't stay asleep but it was a helluva way to wake up ... hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:58pm

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• since we all hope anywhere you put it would wake her up, the point of this has to be that she wants you to leave her the hell alone while she sleeps

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:38pm

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• hahah oh man toronto .. way to represent

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:08pm

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• 905 is Niagara, Hamilton, GTA, and along the water all the way to Colborne.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:09am

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• 3:16 glad i could make you laugh. with love, 3:02

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:27pm

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• 12:43 backpussy! Hahahahah tht was a funny text

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:40pm

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• Ok so apparently it is non existing if she cant feel it inserted while she is sleep

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:51pm

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• Nonononono, 905 is NOT Toronto. Let's be clear. 905 is the area code of all the punks who infest our club district. And Hamilton, which sort of explains this text.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:51am

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• I've done this aswell, in the pooper too. It really all depends on how wet you can get a sleeping person. aka wisper im brad pitt 400 times and then take a shit on them

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:16pm

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• 4:32 and 12:03 it wouldn't be any of them, they would want to feel it no matter how fucked up the guy is.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:30pm

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• i know who this is.... what a bird

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:27am

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• 2:49 he sounds like a keeper

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:02pm

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• This made me giggle like a schppl girl. Im a 47 year old man.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:14am

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• This is a line from How I Met Your Mother (TV show, plays on Mondays, it's great, you should watch it, it had Neil Patrick Harris in it). I've been trying to figure out where this was from forever Season 2 Episode 13.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:52am

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• naa probs jessi ward or the tramp team

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:03am

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• one time my bf banged me while i was passed out and took a picture of me ass naked and send me a picture message that said "you're a dead lay"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:49pm

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• Sounds like a nasty skank-slut, to me.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:39pm

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• that's gross, sounds like necrophilia. also, how would that not wake her up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:17pm

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• maybe that's the point? she's trying to mess with him. haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:12pm

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• Toronto/the GTA is 416 & 647.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:22am

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• yeah. if you're not waking her up, you're def. not doing it right, or not big enough for her to feel it

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:32pm

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• I enjoyed this. Well played sir.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:51pm

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