How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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