bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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