i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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