I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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