This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize