Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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