my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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