Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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