Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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