Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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