dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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