i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
i out mim tonsoeep
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