hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I don't deserve a penis
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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