Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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