i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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