I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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