The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize