Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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