Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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