Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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