you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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