You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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