It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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