Me. At least after what I've been through.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
soo... how was my night?
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