Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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