grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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