I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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