he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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