I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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