If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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